Random story, written in school.
The fish ran into a wall, and it died violently.
The competent ape took over his business.
The naked ape was his brother.
From another marriage.
The second day the ape brushed the fish’s teeths. (Before it was buried).
It was a nice ape.
But sadly on the third day, it was raped by a huge elephant with sphyfilis.
Or at least that was the rumor spread by the mouse.
The same mouse that killed mother Theresa.
It was a very evil mouse, former Hells Angel.
But deep down, in the midst of darkness, surrounded by rage and fury, there was something beautiful.
It was the magicful platypus from Poland.
It spoke with a soft and magical voice, ”Let my horses go, you arse raping donkey fuckers!”
And the band played on, doing one of their classics, ”Feck, arse, drink, and, girls!”
They all danced in delight and sang.
THE END
Fireworks can go crazy
I have yet to have a new years eve where some of the fireworks haven’t gone crazy.
Here are two video clips, the first one is where a “battery” with several rockets went crazy, a couple of the shots went up in the air, but some fired out from the sides!
The last clip is my father-in-law blowing up 2 kilograms of flour 
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