Tylzen's thoughts

Archive for January, 2008

The fish ran into a wall, and it died violently.

The competent ape took over his business.

The naked ape was his brother.

From another marriage.

The second day the ape brushed the fish’s teeths. (Before it was buried).

It was a nice ape.

But sadly on the third day, it was raped by a huge elephant with sphyfilis.

Or at least that was the rumor spread by the mouse.

The same mouse that killed mother Theresa.

It was a very evil mouse, former Hells Angel.

But deep down, in the midst of darkness, surrounded by rage and fury, there was something beautiful.

It was the magicful platypus from Poland.

It spoke with a soft and magical voice, ”Let my horses go, you arse raping donkey fuckers!”

And the band played on, doing one of their classics, ”Feck, arse, drink, and, girls!”

They all danced in delight and sang.

THE END